Friday, 18 January 2008

As per usual...

I have come to the conclusion that women were designed with a deliberate flaw which proves that God is indeed male: we were designed with the fundamental flaw of 'emotion'. It is a dirty trick which makes women vulnerable to the most stupid of feelings and ideas, and we are in no way in control of how we are affected. God has given men an unfair advantage in this respect: not that they are (for the most part...) without emotions, but some how they are less swayed by them. Bloody hormones. Dirty trick I tell you. Ok, maybe it's just PMS speaking, but I feel women have generally been given the fuzzy end off the lollipop: I'd like to see your average guy deal with the mood swings, irrational emotions, obsessive thoughts and cramps once a month! Bah!

(Yeah, ok - there are lots of exceptions to this statement - and yes, I could be accused of generalization)

3 comments:

thetallone said...

hmm - there are many things I could say here that would be inappropriate. I resent the idea that men are somehow less irrationally emotional though. The main difference is that men are for the most part cowards so, while being just as affected, they run and hide instead of dealing with it like women do.

The Amazing Exploding Mouse said...

Sorry, no offence meant to the male gender really - was just having a really bad day and not (inspite of your assertations regarding female tendancies) dealing with it. I should just become a nun then I wouldn't have to deal with it ever again ;)

thetallone said...

not convinced - I think the differece is that nuns are not allowed to admit it. This is not the same thing as not having it at all :-)