Indiana Jones and the Truely Dreadful Film

1. Do not waste your money by seeing the new Indiana Jones film - it's not worth the money let alone hours of you life! It was pointless, and not in an entertaining way (like the first 3) either: it was filled with stereotypes, bad accents, dreadful 'acting', cliche after cliche, all sorts of rubbish detail problems (e.g. a 'crystal skull' which can magnetically attract gun powder - yeah, there-in is another seperate problem - from across a vast warehouse while in a sealed box in a pile of large boxes, and yet somehow doesn't attract anything when wrapped in a blanket). And of course, as anyone who has seen the trailer will be able to tell, they introduce his long-lost son and the woman he left at the alter (incidently, I'm convinced the actress must have had a serious brain injury since the last Indy film she appeared in - all the acting ability of a newt). To conclude: very bad.

2. Never, ever play Drink-along-with-Terry while watching the Eurovision Song Contest: you will only ever regret it.
The Rules
i) Drink anytime Terry Wogan mentions the following: Balkan States, Political Voting, "big shock/suprise", "I would never have seen that coming",
ii) Drink as Terry gets gradually more offensive about the acts
iii) Drink any time Terry makes a vaguely sexist/racist remark
...and so on.
Optional rule
i) Drink when the act is just downright sleazy (this was the killer for me this year!)

All in all, a very entertaining evening :D